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Don't let my cool demeanor and courtly manners fool you; I'm absolutely starved for attention. Consider me alike to a kicked puppy, if you like: I've been hurt, lived in a few gutters, and may have picked up mange at least once, but show me a bit of kindness and I'm yours forever. A pretty face will turn my head every time, and I will happily lay anyone of any shape, size, color, or viscosity. For a good time, feel free to ask about the aliens I've enjoyed.
I seek a submissive who puts no stock in their title, who will come and go as they please, and feel no sense of duty or obligation to me. I will, of course, provide anything one could possibly desire upon request. I'm also a magnificent chef, and will happily create every single dish and appetizer at your next fancy dinner party. Commitment has never been my strong suit, but for the sake of attempting to correct a glaring societal injustice I'll make the attempt. Sexual relationship certainly not required, but please don't expect me to go otherwise celibate. It would be quite impossible.
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Kitrite.
[ just that and BOY IF THIS WERE VOICE, THE FROSTY TONE IT WOULD HAVE ]
continues digging her own grave
wait does it mean idiot or something
i mean i probably deserve that at this point.
i'm sorry for just. making this worse constantly??
sometimes i don't think enough about what i'm saying?
so i think i'm saying something nice, but then it turns out it's something even worse
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Kitrite is the name of my species. Not “elf”. [ he’s still not clear on what an elf is actually ] Please, it would be terribly rude to insult someone in a language they don’t share with you.
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[ she's going to cry. this is the worst. ]
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[ well. not so much that he can’t let it go before it apparently kills her ]
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sorry about all that?
unless you don't like apologies.
then sorry for that i guess???
what's your favorite color
[ please. god. change the topic. anything is better than this ]
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i forgot about this. WHOOPS
uh. yeah.
i've had sex now. a lot?
you probably knew that if you were around for the orientation seminars. since someone made me come onstage and all.
does that answer your question