overflow: d/s finder

Don't let my cool demeanor and courtly manners fool you; I'm absolutely starved for attention. Consider me alike to a kicked puppy, if you like: I've been hurt, lived in a few gutters, and may have picked up mange at least once, but show me a bit of kindness and I'm yours forever. A pretty face will turn my head every time, and I will happily lay anyone of any shape, size, color, or viscosity. For a good time, feel free to ask about the aliens I've enjoyed.
I seek a submissive who puts no stock in their title, who will come and go as they please, and feel no sense of duty or obligation to me. I will, of course, provide anything one could possibly desire upon request. I'm also a magnificent chef, and will happily create every single dish and appetizer at your next fancy dinner party. Commitment has never been my strong suit, but for the sake of attempting to correct a glaring societal injustice I'll make the attempt. Sexual relationship certainly not required, but please don't expect me to go otherwise celibate. It would be quite impossible.
overflow - saturn
[ a pause to sigh for 5 minutes ]
Well. Are you human?
no subject
im a vat grown mutant designed to be more human than human
but not human enough to matter to the humans back on earth
what do you think
no subject
no subject
no subject
In any case, how alien would you like me to get, here?
SORRY THIS TOOK ME FOREVER
science will save me
i would be completely off brand if i didn't ask about the most alien person youve met