overflow: d/s finder

Don't let my cool demeanor and courtly manners fool you; I'm absolutely starved for attention. Consider me alike to a kicked puppy, if you like: I've been hurt, lived in a few gutters, and may have picked up mange at least once, but show me a bit of kindness and I'm yours forever. A pretty face will turn my head every time, and I will happily lay anyone of any shape, size, color, or viscosity. For a good time, feel free to ask about the aliens I've enjoyed.
I seek a submissive who puts no stock in their title, who will come and go as they please, and feel no sense of duty or obligation to me. I will, of course, provide anything one could possibly desire upon request. I'm also a magnificent chef, and will happily create every single dish and appetizer at your next fancy dinner party. Commitment has never been my strong suit, but for the sake of attempting to correct a glaring societal injustice I'll make the attempt. Sexual relationship certainly not required, but please don't expect me to go otherwise celibate. It would be quite impossible.
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[ hey it sure would be great if they could change the subject ]
I'll need a list of favorites, dislikes, and allergies, by the by.
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Just because we've changed the subject doesn't make it untrue, you know.
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And I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
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You do. It might be easier to just admit it.
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I'm a scientist. You can't have expected me to do any less.
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I see. Keep me out of your experimentations, if you'd be so kind.
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