overflow: d/s finder

Don't let my cool demeanor and courtly manners fool you; I'm absolutely starved for attention. Consider me alike to a kicked puppy, if you like: I've been hurt, lived in a few gutters, and may have picked up mange at least once, but show me a bit of kindness and I'm yours forever. A pretty face will turn my head every time, and I will happily lay anyone of any shape, size, color, or viscosity. For a good time, feel free to ask about the aliens I've enjoyed.
I seek a submissive who puts no stock in their title, who will come and go as they please, and feel no sense of duty or obligation to me. I will, of course, provide anything one could possibly desire upon request. I'm also a magnificent chef, and will happily create every single dish and appetizer at your next fancy dinner party. Commitment has never been my strong suit, but for the sake of attempting to correct a glaring societal injustice I'll make the attempt. Sexual relationship certainly not required, but please don't expect me to go otherwise celibate. It would be quite impossible.
comments straight here heh
Still, I believe a Submissive who is allowed freedom would appreciate you.
[But she doesn't mention she's a Submissive since she had signed her contract.]
whoa how convenient
And, while I certainly have not written those words, viscosity is a measure of thickness, semifluid, etc. I hope you find this helpful.
i know the things i do!!!
Oh! I apologize if the profile happened to be putting words that would have a person misunderstand. I understand viscosity, just not how...
...You know, never mind.
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Rethinking your questioning so quickly? That could be for the best.
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Yes. I feel like if I pursue such curiosity, I will open up the doors to something that should remain contained. Let's talk about your talents for food instead. Is that real?
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Oh, yes, undoubtedly. If anything I believe they unkindly skimped on my talent with food.
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Oh? I like cooking a lot too! Do you often make for others, because I am curious.