cyberware: the part where you save the day (here's the part where you save me)
Vanadi ([personal profile] cyberware) wrote2018-04-09 10:44 pm
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Vanadi de Vadarta

Don't let my cool demeanor and courtly manners fool you; I'm absolutely starved for attention. Consider me alike to a kicked puppy, if you like: I've been hurt, lived in a few gutters, and may have picked up mange at least once, but show me a bit of kindness and I'm yours forever. A pretty face will turn my head every time, and I will happily lay anyone of any shape, size, color, or viscosity. For a good time, feel free to ask about the aliens I've enjoyed.

I seek a submissive who puts no stock in their title, who will come and go as they please, and feel no sense of duty or obligation to me. I will, of course, provide anything one could possibly desire upon request. I'm also a magnificent chef, and will happily create every single dish and appetizer at your next fancy dinner party. Commitment has never been my strong suit, but for the sake of attempting to correct a glaring societal injustice I'll make the attempt. Sexual relationship certainly not required, but please don't expect me to go otherwise celibate. It would be quite impossible.

Basics
⤷ Age: 26
⤷ Designation: Dominant
⤷ Sexual Orientation: Anything goes.
Info
⤷ Kinks TBD


originallutece: no i heard you robert i understood it i'm just waiting to see if you're done (talk; robert just made a pun)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-05 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I enjoy it. But if you can make the meal properly filling, I shan't mourn its loss.

[And even she can cook a chicken breast if she's desperate for protein.]

Is that a personal choice, or a cultural one?
originallutece: the ojigi tried to eat the delivery boy again (talk; w e l p)

oh my god that icon

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-05 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's an odd evolutionary development.

[His teeth, she means. Far be it for her to judge certain evolutionary choices, but . . . who gives a herbivore teeth like that? Maybe it's for self-defense, but really. Then again, she supposes, humans have all kinds of ridiculous bits they don't need anymore. It's no more useless than an appendix.]

Have you ever met humans before here?
originallutece: (talk; would you kindly shut up)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-05 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
There's farm animals too. And it's odd because your teeth are built for an omnivorous diet, but your body isn't prepared to handle it. Plenty of societies don't eat meat because it's a choice; fewer do because they simply can't.

[That tone is interesting, though. He doesn't like humans, hm? Well, she can't say she's surprised. Nobody really likes anyone who isn't one of Us. They become an Other, a Them; people who do things strangely and wrong, and so are to be distrusted.]

How old are you?

[She's just a very nosy woman, okay, she can't stop won't stop don't know how to stop.]
originallutece: awful tough lately (talk; you've been acting)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-05 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Somewhere in my thirties.

[She considers this answer, then adds:]

I'm not being silly about my age; I really don't know anymore beyond thirty-sixish.

[Time travel makes keeping track of your age so very difficult.]
Edited 2018-11-05 06:42 (UTC)
originallutece: It's not going well (talk; reading isaac asimov)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-06 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
There is, yes.

[She waits just long enough to make it clear that he ought to be asking more specific questions before adding:]

The simplified version is that time and I have a rather more cooperative relationship than most. It used to be easy for me to flit around within it.
originallutece: my alignment and also the name of my band (neutral; true neutral)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's another pause, this one less passive-aggressive. Then, simply:]

I died. But for me, unlike most, it wasn't the end.
originallutece: do you think he'll pick the wrong fucking lottery number i bet he will (talk; well here we are again at the fair)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-11-07 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not. Though the politeness is noted. But no . . . as it turns out, my death was the best thing to happen to me. Or at least, one of the best things.